Kelly, age 5, wanted to be an artist. Turned out to be a downstream process engineer in enzyme-replacement therapies, whatevs. But mopeds have become my outlet for creative expression. It is making a hand-crafted sculpture that you can also ride home from the bar. I may not be able to tune so well, but my bikes tend to end up eye-catching. If anyone who is good at tuning wants to collaborate, we could do some cool shit.